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I’m back…  after taking on the cops, russian mobsters, crazy girlfriends, rogue pedistrians, and motorcycle wrecks alld ay in GTA IV, I have returned to the cube.

Rejoice

Here is some news

It’s 31 cent Scoop Night at Basin Robbins..  Jax will be thrilled

Hopefully this kid comes out with a sweet mustache as well

The Flash is making his way back into the DC Comic World

This is for my girl, hothairdresser, Butch Walker’s myspace page, with his review of Coachella

I’ll be back later, work is demanding a day after GTA

Jaxwing

Well this gangster needs a break, and tomorrow is the perfect day to have off since GTA IV arrives at my friendly Best Buy

So no updates tomorrow, but I shall return on Wednesday

In the meantime, here is new little feature, Celebs with Jheri Curls

First Up Paris Hilton

See ya Wednesday

Morning, Welcome Back….

ROTCS had a party Saturday night, here is the damages

Party began at 2 pm, the time the NFL Draft kicked off, first Budlight consumed, Brisket was placed in the smoker, BBQ sauce made about an hour before hand.  Guests begin to arrive, actually just my neighbor Jeff, He was cooking the brisket and a draft geek like me.

Party ended, 6:30 AM…  yes AM here is the in between

3 cases of Budlight consumed

2 cases Miller Lite consumed

1 brisket

2 turkey breast

countless chips, dips, and cigarettes

CD spun, too many to name, but here 40 OZ to Freedom again was great

Total number of guests: 9

Hangovers: 4

Times people hated me: many

Times people loved me: many

Zero fights, but one argue about religion that lasted till 6:30 AM

Heading to bed when the sun comes, you know it was a good night, and indeed it was, thanks everyone for coming over hanging out and enjoying the good times

Mike Judge, to direct a enw film starring Jason Bateman

Oh no, the wheels are starting to come off, Miley Cyrus posing nude for Vanity Fair

Finally we get word on who Kim Kardasian is voting for, America can now vote.

Be Back Later with some more

Jaxwing

OK, last night was even crazier than I thought it would be ,I watched the Office, it was priceless

Quote of the Night

‘It’s not the Horniness, it’s the Loneliness’

• Michael and Dwight in New York was epic, Ryan with a coke problem, a hobbit
• A female basketball team, Dwight getting his mack on
• Michael getting his mack on
• Jim getting everyone locked in the building
• Pam blasting Meredith in the face with a football
• Creepy Toby rubbing Pam’s leg, then announcing he was leaving for Costa Rica
• Then vaulting over the fence to run home in tears
• Jim assuming the cleaning people would be Mexican, and sure enough they were Mexican
• Ryan’s shithole apartment
• Ryan getting his dance on, then ass beat by women
• The hobbit running away, saying they should not take Ryan to the hospital

Too many more moments, a great show

But sadly that is the only show I watched last night, because I was knee deep in the Rockets vs Jazz

An amazing victory by my Rockets that featured the following

• A player losing his tooth in the first half (Carl Landry)
• A fan getting thrown out, then allowed to come back, ridiculous
• A white out in Salt Lake City, really ironic
• Too many flops to count, it was like watching the World Cup
• T-Mac finally scoring in the 4^th
• Hard Defense
• Clutch shots
• Clutch 3’s
• Carl Landry losing a tooth and coming back with the game winning block
• A kiss on the cheek, the first in the NBA since Magic and Isaiah
• A new series, Rockets were resurrected; Jazz lead 2 games to 1

So here are some headlines today

Jimmy Fallon will take over for Conan O’Brien in 2009, expect a lot of laughing, from him, maybe Horacio Sans will be his partner

The 11 Most Awful Songs from a Geek Movie Soundtrack… wow they are really stretching it

Always Bet Black…

This is a stupid list, 80’s movies that should have been hits but were flops. I think I have seen them all

Be Back Later

OK, so tonight will officially be the craziest night in DVR history for me, here is the run down

The Office - Of course I will watch this

30 Rock - 2nd funniest show on television

Lost - Best drama on television

Smallville - lost a lot of what it had, but I am still a loyal follower

My Name is Earl - Joy is one of the best characters on television

Grey’s Anatomy - I’m a sucker for cheese, plus me and the wife love it together

Rockets versus Jazz Game 3 -  My beloved Rockets are in a serious hole right now, down 2 - 0 to the hated Jazz, but I can not give up just yet, remember Clutch City people.

Here are some links to enjoy

22 Goofy Movie Monsters…There are some funny ones on the list, like Quatto, Giant Boob, and Mothra

Megan Fox voted sexiest woman, according to FHM

Why the world is getting worst, mohawk more important than school

Good Morning…  ‘News’ you probably don’t need to know

I know Tercel and Rob will be pumped by this news.. Tribe Called Quest to reunite for Rock The Bells… also on the lineup Nas, Mos Def, De La Soul, and Rakim…  wow, that is an amazing lineup

Shocking, people don’t like watching our president on game shows

Neil Patrick Harris interview

Sweet, Dinner:Impossible lives, after firing Robert Irvine, Iron Chef Michael Symon will replace him

Bears beats beets, beest beats Battlestar Galactic….  If you could be any Bear, the Brown Bear

10 most annoying singers of all time… Celine Dion is at 10, somehow this is not good enough for me, she needs to be 1A

Be Back Later

Ah the release of a CD, it’s kind of lost its luster in the new MP3 / Downloading world, and this week is no different with the new releases

This week’s list:

Flight of the Conchords by Flight of the Conchords – OK, so this CD is based on the semi-hit television show by the same name on HBO. I loved the show, and I encourage people to give it a chance. A few of my favorite tunes from the CD and the show are

     Hipopoptamus vs. Rhymenoceros

     Robots

     The Most Beautiful Girl (in the room)

     The duo is very entertaining, give it a shot

Good to be Bad by Whitesnake – I kid you not people, apparently Whitesnake has a new album out, is it a coincidence that the new Whitesnake album comes out the same year they are re-releasing the Camero, I think not

Bittersweet World by Ashlee Simpson – New nose, new album, probably the same old shit

Tapestry by Carole King – A re-release of the legendary album that every girl references on American Idol

    (You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman

    You’ve Got a Friend

    It’s Too Late

    And so on.. until you shot yourself in the head

But finally, a release we have all been waiting for, he’s back baby

From Donny with Love by Donny Osmond

OK, so here is what is out today

The most notable thing out is Cloverfield. I have given my review on this movie previously, and I also made a drawing based on the movie

Located
here

Also out this week is Charlie Wilson’s War, never saw it, Julia Roberts looks incredibly annoying in the ad, and I believe that Tom Hanks shows his ass, not sure on that one

Friday Night Lights: Second Season – simply put, one of the best shows on television, it had some trouble this season, with the whole murder mystery thing going on, but still better than half the things you watch regularly, give it a shot, season 1 can probably be purchased for cheap, and it was incredible.

Rounding out the list

Flash Point – no clue

One Missed Call – generic scary movie

The Orphanage – had a creepy trailer with a kid in an elephant man’s mask

Starting Out the Evening – no clue

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Season 1 - I would like to check this out at some point, lots of people love it

Trailer Park Boys: The Movie – no clue as well, if it is like White Boys, then I’m in

Be back with the music list soon

Jaxwing

Good morning, I’m back, hopefully a little more entertaining today

16 unanswered television questions… None of them are, ‘Are Cagney and Lacey lovers?’

Hooray! The Sarah Connor Chronicles survived

This article … painful to read…  but understood

The Hoff in the hospital

25 worst rappers of all time, I would disagree with some, like Will Smith, and would add a few others, but of the most part, he got them right

David Cook of Idol fame, already has a number 1 album, on AMAZON

Check out this article, this guy has 815 channels and doesn’t want tham all anymore… puss

Back to work, be back on in a bit

Jaxwing

OK, in a fit of laziness today, I have decided to simple add some YouTube videos for you to enjoy, so enjoy