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WOW, that is the best possible way I can describe what i witnessed on LOST last night and early this morning (didn’t start watching it until after the Spurs lost, so i had to finish it up this morning with my man Jax by my side, Jax ‘Is that a bad guy, how about him’, Dad ‘I have no clue clue who is good or bad anymore on this show’).  What happened to Jin, Sawyer, Elizabeth, the island????  John Locke is a pimp, crazy Jack with psycho beard cracks me up, and as always Kate, simply Kate, weilding the gun, ready to strike.  One of the best parts of last night’s show for me, was the sweet fight scene between Sayid and the mercenary sent to kill Ben Linus, epic battle.   Oh, and Sawyer dropped a sweet line (as usual) went he referred to the lawn mower man as Kenny Rodgers, great stuff.  Ok, now that i got that off my chest, on to the news.

Good news, Mad Men returns July 27th, if you haven’t seen this AMC TV Drama, go buy season 1, or illegally download it.  Great show

100 greatest guitar songs of all time, I think number 2 should be number 1, but I love the left handed guitar genius

The Two Coreys returns June 22nd

Clay Aiken to be a father, this is not a typo

What is stranger?  Joan Jett to appear on Law and Order, or the fact that she survived her guest role on Walker, Texas Ranger in 2000

Here is a sweet link sent in by Hangtime79 - top 100 NES games of all time

And the follow up link to the top 20 worst NES games of all time - Thanks Hangtime

Photo sent in by superic, thanks man

OK, off to start the work day, wish me luck

Be back later, possibly

Jaxwing

Good Morning All.

Today is the day, the LOST season finale, an absolute brilliant season comes to a conclusion tonight.  Will they be able to ‘MOVE’ the island, what does that even mean?  Will someone perish, perhaps we will learn more about the Oceanic Six, no clue.  All I can say that no matter what, I will be watching this show tonight and loving every single minute of it.  Best drama on television, sadly though not many people are watching due to the formatting of the show, I mean you really have to be invested in the show form the start, you can’t just sit down jump in and figure it all out, hell I have watched every episode and it all still eludes me.  I will give an update on the show tomorrow, not sure how many people what it that read this, I know of our 4 regular readers, none do. 

Light news day today

Hooray, looks as if there will be no Actors strike

Jin ‘Lost Season Finale will change the way you watch the show‘ - (giddy with excitement)

For all the firefighters reading (thank you for all that you do, sorry that sometimes you have to do these things)

Is the world ready for more Axel Foley???

Good news, Lohan does indeed enjoy a taco

I hope he does not eat one of those cats

Be back Later guys

Jaxwing

Its been a while, so I thought I would give you a montage shot, the sheer destruction that a perfectly worn Jheri Curl can do with an umbrella

I give you BRITT-ZILLA

See ya

Jaxwing

Good morning all, feels like a TUesday, but its really a Wednesday, but I have to work on Saturday so it makes no difference.  Hooray!

Some ‘news’

I was going to see regardless, but having Dwight Schrute in it helps build the excitement

Let the new Spiderman rumors begin, today’s candidate, Patrick Fugit? The kid from Almost Famous, maybe they should test screen Vern Troyer

Sopranos fans, you can now dress like Tony

Bronze Fonz, gets the thumbs up from Milwaukee

This is truly shocking news, Tori Spelling is glad to be back on 90210, she has had so much going on professionally since the show has ended

Matthew McConaughey has a nephew named Miller Lyte, and his brother’s name is Rooster

No Paula on Dancing With The Stars, I will looking forward to seeing her dance with an animated Cat

This will make a certain 5 year old Shart his pants

I can not get more excited about The Dark Knight, so you will be seeing lots of article about the movie until July 17, here is an interview with Bale about Ledger

Do not click this link, I repeat do not click this link

Damn you Veronica Mars

Be back later peeps

Jaxwing

Thanks to some time spent in the 1560 chat room, McLovin gave me this beauty

Super Dave

Ah Yeah!!!!!!!!  I’m back baby, still hungover form the Memorial Day weekend.  But checking the Lohan email this morning, Groux dropped this sweet ass nugget, the new Weezer video that incorporates just about everyone from the YouTube community.  The best of me, is Gung Ho from GI Joe.

Also Groux doubled it up, with this pissed off Player

Other news to enjoy

30 Rock, maybe making a grave mistake, its a small item listed at the bottom of the paragraph

Here is a sweet list of the 8 least intimidating Gangs on the big screen, yes the Greasers are definitely on the list, they had a guy named Pony Boy for christ sake

And then the 10 worst comic book artist album covers, one band is named the Swollen Members

Sweet Celebrity Tattoos

From the bad idea department

Another cracked list, 5 awesome movies ruined by last minute changes

Ok, and a little self promotion if you will, I launched a website, Greygoweb.com, if you know someone who needs a cheap website built, give them my address, thanks guys

 I will return later

Jaxwing

So judging by the reaction, exactly one person missed me updating today and yesterday, thanks Hangtime, at least someone is out there reading this shit.  So as you may have guessed, the break as turned into a 2 day, make it a 3 day, and with the holiday 4 day break.  I am off tomorrow to witness my son’s graduation from Pre K, yes I know it sounds silly, but we are proud of him and want to show our support.  Which means no updates tomorrow for the 3 people reading, but tomorrow is more than likely a slow day anyway thanks to the 3 day weekend.  So rest assured I will be back on Tuesday to fill those holes in your heads with knowledge that is not useful, nor needed, but definitely deserved.  I apologize to Grant for not updating him on the world of entertainment, but tomorrow is a new day and anpther day for a star to do something ridculous.  Next week, I will be back with some fully charged batteries, and new Jheri Curl of the Week, as well as a much over due RANT.  Have a safe holiday people, and don’t let the gas get you down.

Peace

Jaxwing

I’m taking a much needed break today from ROTCS.  I have things that I must finish today, and things that should have been done yesterday and even before that, ArtGirl is waiting on a website, HotHairDresser is waiting on a website, and Jaxwing needs to create his website.  I will be back tomorrow.  Hopefully everyone will return.  Thanks for the contuned support guys.  I will leave you with the disappointing news that Jessica Alba married an AssHat without telling me first.  And this distrubing video courtesy of my friend Rob G.

Also sent in through the weirdness email, Groux hooked us all up with a great shot of a flying penis, kudos Brad, thnks for sending it in 

Have a good day kids, 

Jaxwing

Good morning…  Here are some headlines

Transformer 2 news

Realizing he would never get paid, NAS has decided to change the name of his upcoming title, before you hit the link, take one guess as to what he was originally going to call it 

I’m worried about this show

Not this one

This guy is an ass hat

From the Captain Obvious department

First GTA IV, now people are getting their panties in a wad about a game that does not come out until November, screw u people, I will chainsaw the shit out everyone in a virtual world

Finally, some news on when Jack Bauer will return to kick the crap out of all other television shows

Jaxwing